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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.
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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
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So, this guy walks into a bar. And says, "ouch".
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If the opposite of pro is con, isn't the opposite of progress, congress?
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!
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I went to a wedding the other day. Two antennas were getting married. It wasn't much of a wedding ceremony, but it was one heck of a reception!
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There's this dyslexic guy... he walked into a bra...
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Joel: "How's the progress on new house that you are building Pete?" Peter: "Things are really slow at the moment." Joel: "Yeah, I guess all this rain would be putting a dampener on things..."
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A white horse walked into a bar. The barman saw him and said, "We have a whiskey named after you!" The horse looked puzzled and said, "What, Eric?"
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There was a dyslexic insomniac agnostic. He laid awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A start.
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